PERSONAL POEM

1.
I am a 100% Gay for Socialized Pot Smoking Abortion Care Liberal
dating cutie sweetie sexy Islams here in the Hippie Heartland (Madison, WI)
and I totally bought the wrong kufi for my fupa.
Can I exchange it? For anal beads?
OK, where can I buy a set of HALAL kufi-wearing Abraham Lincoln anal beads?

2.
I am NOT gay simply because I support building a fupa-shaped gay & lesbian mosque on Mount Rushmore, OK?
I just HAPPEN to be an openly flamboyant “twink” in leather “Swiss mountain boy” pants who ALSO supports building a fupa-shaped gay & lesbian mosque on Mount Rushmore.
Out of anal beads.

FAME MONSTER



What’s sweeter than honey and stronger than a lion?
Mel Gibson pumping Ninja Wizard Blowjob Rainbows
Not that I have an infatuation with Brazilian chicks
My fave ppl of color from the Tea Party are all like
         “The Constitution? GREATEST.THING.EVAH!!!!
         Founding Fathers, FUCK YEAH!!!!”

Roman Polanski can haz powerful childhood recollecshons
If it was my cookie he’d have a choco face and a rainbow beard
LOVE how the licky bunbun has foot twitching acshon
        that’s not a knock on Gobots BTW
If they HAVE to build a mosque, they should at least fill it
        w/Islamic Gay & Lesbian Pride Day Blowjobs

Like a doggie when you scritch his ear juuuuuust riiiight
Smurfs, Strawberry Shortcake, Care Bears, My Little Pony
       + Happy Jew & Super Heart Lesbian Guido
       + Gay George Washington Hippo
       will suck up all the oil with him’s little mouth

ORIGINAL COMIC ART FOR SALE

Detail from a poetry comic with words by Jerome Sala

Original art from the "New Life" series of poetry comics I've published in Rain Taxi Review of Books since 1997 is now on sale here.

Comics on Katie Degentesh, Flarf, Baroness Elsa von Freytag, Ernst Herbeck, P. Inman, Iraq, Rodney Koeneke, Lebanon, Tao Lin, Sharon Mesmer, K. Silem Mohammad, Palestaine, Jerome Sala, Rod Smith, Kevin Wright, etc.

Those without a red "SOLD" in them are still available.

CHICKS DIG OIL SPILLS

City chick gets her hands dirty on thousands of
funny pics including “Chicks Dig Accordions
and Camels” and “Baby Animals in Oil Spill
Parting the Sand with Her Fingers,” so, when I
saw a call for poetic response to the BP spill, I
couldn’t resist: Chicks Dig Poetry … *and* old dudes.

This oil spill is craaaaaaaaaazy!! And chicks dig it
so it’s never gonna end. Check out my Oil Spill Poem:
“Chick’n hon-a-chick-a-chik hole-a-hubba hell-fried
chuck-a-lucka wanna jubba hi-low ’n-ay wanna
dubba hubba day down sum wanna jigga-wah.
del rown ay wanna lubba wubba …” I smells good,
I cleans anything, I kills everything, and I makes my
big-o-truck with big-o-tires go vroom vroom, and chicks dig that.

I was thinking about writing another B Fucking P poem,
but it’s just kinda depressing, you have birds feeding
oiled fish to their chicks, have you seen those Russian
chicks? Dayumn. Oil spill larger than the State of Rhode Island
really digs hot Hispanic chicks! Let’s shift to a
more serious topic. Chicks dig me, b/c *I* dig me.

BP – your responses to the oil spill have been nothing short
of some Black sh*t, like “DRAKE BE TWEETING
When Master P made the hit song ♫♫♫ Makem Say UH ♫♫♫,
was he talking about the BP Oil Spill?" Yeah, it is cool
and hippy chicks dig it, but the fact is, i am here on this site
looking to see more and hear more and all I’m getting is
political comments and not enough about this chick Nikki
her web site shows her standing next to Sarah Palin they look hot

COMPTON, DEGENTESH, DOWNING, 

GARDNER, GORDON, MESMER, SULLIVAN

A reading, with film
Thursday, July 22, 2010
6:00pm - 8:00pm
We-Are-Familia Pop Up Gallery & Event Space
539 Atlantic Avenue, Brooklyn


WE-ARE-FAMILIA is an extensive global network of creative individuals from all disciplines who have come together to explore the powerful, complex ties which consciously and unconsciously touch all that we experience as humans. Spearheaded by Creative Director Jennifer Garcia, their primary ongoing project is a series of 25 one-of-a-kind Keepsake Boxes showcasing original “mementos” engaging the concept of family.


WE-ARE-FAMILIA, with help from sponsors Art Assets, Atlantic Assets, and GFI Realty, have recently transformed a raw, formerly vacant storefront on Atlantic Avenue into an open studio where they will continue assembling new Keepsake Boxes including a special commission for the Museum of Art and Design. The space additionally functions as a gallery to exhibit new works by Keepsake Box contributors as well as a free event space which aims to extend their family dialogue. The space opened its doors on June 11th, 2010, during Atlantic Avenue ArtWalk and has since had a showing of Jeff Lewis’ meticulous pencil grid drawings as well as electronic performances by Mitchell Akiyama and Nina Mehta of bands First Nation and Rings from Animal Collective’s Paw Tracks label.


On Thursday, July 22, WE-ARE-FAMILIA Gallery will host a gathering of flarf poets. Flarf is an international avant-garde poetry movement of the late 20th century / early 21st century whose 30+ practitioners explore “the inappropriate” in all of its guises. Their method is to mine the Internet with odd search terms then distill the results into often hilarious and sometimes disturbing poems, plays, and other texts. Recently profiled on the front page of The Wall Street Journal, the flarf collective create hilarious, shocking, and sometimes downright offensive works. Heated discussions about flarf have been broadcast by the BBC and National Public Radio, and published in The Village Voice, The Nation, Poetry, Poets & Writers, and The Wall Street Journal. “Flarf is a hip, digital reaction to... boring, genteel poetry,” writes poet and critic Marjorie Perloff. Whatever flarf is––whatever you think flarf is––it is most definitely the 21st century‘s first poetry movement. Host and flarfista Sharon Mesmer will introduce some of the collective's New York members: Shanna Compton (For Girls), Katie Degentesh (The Anger Scale), Nada Gordon (Folly), Gary Sullivan (PPL In A Depot), Brandon Downing (Lake Antiquity), and Drew Gardner (Petroleum Hat).

I'm selling the original art
of my New Life poetry comics

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With poetry by Katie Degentesh, Flarf, Tao Lin, K. Silem Mohammad, Rod Smith, Edwin Torres, Kevin Young, and more to come, here: newlifecomic.blogspot.com.