PERSONAL POEM

1.
I am a 100% Gay for Socialized Pot Smoking Abortion Care Liberal
dating cutie sweetie sexy Islams here in the Hippie Heartland (Madison, WI)
and I totally bought the wrong kufi for my fupa.
Can I exchange it? For anal beads?
OK, where can I buy a set of HALAL kufi-wearing Abraham Lincoln anal beads?

2.
I am NOT gay simply because I support building a fupa-shaped gay & lesbian mosque on Mount Rushmore, OK?
I just HAPPEN to be an openly flamboyant “twink” in leather “Swiss mountain boy” pants who ALSO supports building a fupa-shaped gay & lesbian mosque on Mount Rushmore.
Out of anal beads.