CHICKS DIG OIL SPILLS

City chick gets her hands dirty on thousands of
funny pics including “Chicks Dig Accordions
and Camels” and “Baby Animals in Oil Spill
Parting the Sand with Her Fingers,” so, when I
saw a call for poetic response to the BP spill, I
couldn’t resist: Chicks Dig Poetry … *and* old dudes.

This oil spill is craaaaaaaaaazy!! And chicks dig it
so it’s never gonna end. Check out my Oil Spill Poem:
“Chick’n hon-a-chick-a-chik hole-a-hubba hell-fried
chuck-a-lucka wanna jubba hi-low ’n-ay wanna
dubba hubba day down sum wanna jigga-wah.
del rown ay wanna lubba wubba …” I smells good,
I cleans anything, I kills everything, and I makes my
big-o-truck with big-o-tires go vroom vroom, and chicks dig that.

I was thinking about writing another B Fucking P poem,
but it’s just kinda depressing, you have birds feeding
oiled fish to their chicks, have you seen those Russian
chicks? Dayumn. Oil spill larger than the State of Rhode Island
really digs hot Hispanic chicks! Let’s shift to a
more serious topic. Chicks dig me, b/c *I* dig me.

BP – your responses to the oil spill have been nothing short
of some Black sh*t, like “DRAKE BE TWEETING
When Master P made the hit song ♫♫♫ Makem Say UH ♫♫♫,
was he talking about the BP Oil Spill?" Yeah, it is cool
and hippy chicks dig it, but the fact is, i am here on this site
looking to see more and hear more and all I’m getting is
political comments and not enough about this chick Nikki
her web site shows her standing next to Sarah Palin they look hot