Monday, September 14, 2009

I REMEMBER?



Do you think I should take my medicine not if I remember I already took it?

I remember when I was a little girl... ...and Pluto was a planet. *tear*

I remember a comedy record about a Fart contest in the Chicago Stock yards? Anyone remember this?

I remember when I tongue kissed my friend and it felt like I kissed him before what was that?

I remember a show with a man and his orange puppet friend?

As a girl I remember I was always fascinated about testicles, am I weird?

I remember that in the 1940s, 1950s, 1960s etc it was legal for neighbors to smack unruly kids?

what big black bird can speak? i remember a crow or something?

I'm looking for the name of this movie but all I remember is two little boys hiding in dirty water?

i remember a kind of 'homo' dream about my friend, and we're both girls?

I remember this book where the girl is in the hospital crying in a corner and a guy hugs her?

I remember having NIGHTMARES about rape when I was 4, but I didn't even know about sex at the time?

My wife watched me piss in our computer room with my eyes open, why don't I remember it?!?

Are most married women whores, I remember when I was 18-20, I would always get sex proposals from older married women?

when i was about 5 i think i had a vcug i was so scared but all i remember is having my vagina cleaned why?

Why has my penis become the size of my pinky finger, when, I remember, it used to be a small one?

I have to remember to swallow my saliva?

My panties always end up on backwards after I go out drinking, what's up with that & why can't I remember?

How do I remember to wear my rubber bands?

I remember reading somewhere that there is a debate between feminists regarding long hair on men?

When I was younger I remember seeing a hamster eat it's children. Is this murder?

I am 33 and for as long as i remember i chew and bite the inside of my mouth and continually take chunks HELP?

I got up sometime last night and puked all over the bathroom I remember puking but not all over the place?

How can i remember to pick up my underwear off of the bathroom floor?

is it me or am i imagining it??? but, when i was younger i remember cinnamon toast crunch had 3 chefs not one?

What’s “I remember hitting my chin with my chest” mean?

How can i remember to take my birth control pills?

i remember watching a video of someone feeding elk in washington.................?

I remember when I was a child I saw another child grab poo out of the toilet. How do I get rid of this memory?

I remember a show where a guy was obsessed with womens neck waddles...?

there's this scary movie and all i remember was a ghost saying come to me come to me was it in the 90's?

What was the Discovery Channel show that talked about the Earth millions of years from now, I remember it theorized and talked about squids on land at the end?

sorry but this is all i remember.. it goes i believe in the freak of love, he is very high pitch its a band?

When i was going to school i remember the teacher haveing this big orange box and this Puppet with a hat on?

Does anyone recognise this poem: "I remember when the dawn would warm you skin..."?

Can anybody name this movie? Only scene I remember is a man being stabbed in the chest by a unicorn?

I remember this film … nose penis, kids kept in the cellar...?

I remember reading a question on here before about Manny Ramirez writing you suck on a baseball for a kid?

I need help finding a horror movie from the 80's? all I remember is blue fingernails. Kids killing. Can u help?

I remember reading a forum that mentioned a pill that, once ingested makes it impossible to eat sans vomiting?

How Do I Remember All The Material I Learned In Cheer Camp?

I remember a book from my youth. It was two adolescent "clubs" and one tried to sneak into the others hideout?

I remember a pirate comes out of a refrigerator at the end?

2 Comments:

At Monday, September 14, 2009, Blogger Jeff said...

Hey, Gary, you "Poet, cartoonist, loudmouth"

I take it this is connected to Joe Brainerd. It is interesting the way you integrate the "remember" into various places in the little utterances, rather than keeping it at the beginning.

Hope the Zinc Bar reading went well

 
At Monday, September 14, 2009, Blogger Gary said...

Thanks, Jeff.

It's a nod to Brainard, yes. The language all comes from searching "I remember" on Yahoo Answers (which is why they're almost all questions.)

 

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